The First of Many

Yes, it's true, sadly, but inevitably, true: I have started my own blog. Because I have found the ESPN League Office to be too small, too bland, and too Disney, I have created my own haven where I will be able to run my mouth freely about how terrible, inferior, and weak your teams are in comparison to the greatest team in the world: We Are Who You Thought We Were. I want to start by thanking Kyle Farrell, without his ingenious idea this blog would never exist. It does and his suggestion has created the most angelic, superficial, explosive blog on all of the Intranet. Thank you Kyle, thank you.

I also want to thank Geoff "I Don't Think I Could Lift a 5 Pound Dumb" Bell, because of you my team will be on the fast track to success. You will have the dubious honor of being my first win. Don't be ashamed Geoff, it will be the first of many, and may even be a close one since it is early and my best running...excuse the best running back in the game has yet to play an actual down of football yet. Yes, I'm talking about LT, the undisputed first pick of any and all drafts. I must say that unlike you Geoff, I relish the fact that I picked first and unlike your mother with a hung Mexican from Tijuana, I didn't blow it. I also would like to thank you Geoff because you will undoubtedly be the most picked on, most hated, and most heckled of all the fantasy football participants this way. It isn't planned like that, but like failure and yourself, it is a self-fulfilled prophecy. You just always seem to set yourself up for it.

Well, this has been an uneventful post, but I am gearing up to travel up to South Bend, Indiana to watch the beloved Notre Dame Fighting Irish destroy the barbaric San Diego State Aztecs. Enjoy your Saturday Geoff, because your hang over is going to last an entire week, a week of me berating you with insults at how pathetic your team was in our game. The picture up top represents what I am going to do to you (In case you were wondering you are an exposed Rex Grossman).