There are hangovers and there are hangovers. As a Georgia fan, this one may last longer than most. As a former student of the sub par University of Alabama, this one will last another four years. That's how long it will take to get revenge on the team that has been the whipping boy for our beloved Bulldawgs for the past few years. Thank God, we were all blacked out! Like one of the most dynamic duos of our time, Llloyd and Harry, aka Mark Richt and Willie Martinez sat on the sidelines arguing as if they were stuck in the middle of Kansas after driving halfway across the country; "in the wrong directions!" I know that Knowshon left the game in the 4th quarter with a deep bruise on his elbow, but where was he in the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd quarters? For those that were counting, Georgia ran the ball 16 times, 16!!! That's one attempt for every year Geoff's mom has been disappointed with him. Appalled? You should be! In comparison, the Crimson Ripple ran the ball 45 times for a 129 yards. If Richt doesn't get his head out of his ass Vanderbilt might stay atop the SEC East for good. I'm hoping and betting, however, on a rematch in the Dome that pits The Dawgs against the Tide. Embarrassing. But that's enough about the weekend tat was college football, now on to fantasy football.
Like Georgia will respond against fat ass Fulmer, I responded with a huge win against our crooked League Manager! Your favorite team to ever grace ESPN's league, the greatest team ever assembled; We Are Who You Thought We Were defeated the previously undefeated MFers. I can hear your cheers through the computer, its what drives me. Knowing that each week you all escape your depressing, uneventful, bleak lives and log onto the internet, and even before your perverted little minds start racing to the freakish porn you so love to whack it to, you check the scoreboards. Not for your own teams, but to see how the most electrifying team in fantasy football history has done! You were all greeted with a decisive win this week; Your Welcome! So many people I want to thank, LT, you are finally coming back into form, Jericho Cotchery, I've always loved the name Jericho and this week you broke the walls down! Jay Cutler, not stellar but solid performance. Hell, Brett Favre had half of your 70 points Adama. The Big Guy has moved into first place in Division 2!
For the first time, possibly ever, I want to congratulate Geoff "Insert Your Zinger Here" Bell. Geoff had to deal with some major players having a bye week, which is actually his fault for not checking on that during the draft. But he surprised everyone and beat the lowly Bangalorians. Praveen, as of Monday at 10 30, you have 40 points! 40 points! Good lord kid, Justin had more this week. Geoff is going to walk away with a win and he doesn't need to score over fifty. You are an embarrassment, Praveen, an embarrassment to fantasy football managers everywhere. Leave the league bud, because I don't think your season is getting any better. Congratulations Geoff, you have for the first time in your life, exceeded expectations and are above average. You are above .500. Way to go bud. That's all for the Big Guy this week, and remember; If you can't be good, then be good at it!
Edit: I also want to congratulate Dan Zilske. Dan and I have assured that no one in this league will end the season undefeated. The Ice Man, apparently your team is just one single force of a man, has upset the previously undefeated and unchallenged Atl Underdawgs. It is once again anyone's league; as long as that anyone is me, baby, me!
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