Here We Go...

If dreams could fit into a real life situation tonight is the form they would take. While we are mere hours from what should be a very eventful evening with Kyle, I cannot divulge too much information. Well, then Big Guy, why are you blogging this afternoon? I am blogging to predict the week ahead in our fantasy football league. That's right, The Big Guy is adding a dimension to his award winning blog, (Named Best Fantasy Football Blog by both Popular Science and Boy's Life,) for the first time, predictions will be made. What to look for in the next week, and why my next opponent is terrible. Well maybe not all has changed and I promise, as always, to include a cheap shot at everyone's favorite loser Geoff "I Wish I Was Part of the Zach Attack on Saved by the" Bell.


Let me start off with predicting my game for the week, which pits the Most Electrifying Team in all of Fantasy Football; We Are Who You Thought We Were, versus the lowly, last place, almost as bad as Justin "Not So Smooth" Serillo's team, I'm talking about the racially agitating, Knowshon's Nig-Nogs. Like their coach James "My Future is as Clear as New York City's Water" Dulog in any situation, the Nig-Nogs are over-matched, outwitted, and outclassed. Dulog does have some things going for him; the freak Brandon Jacobs is playing well, Larry Johnson is going to get a lot of touches against the Dirty Birds, and Steven Jackson will be looking to make a statement against the Seahawks. That's all great but if I could take you back to the SATs and do an analogy for a minute it will prove why James and the Giant Peach will lose. Here we go...Jeff Garcia is to a job as James Dulog is to a win. Neither of them have one, now let's let you try a few; Jeff Garcia is to scoring points as James Dulog is to ____________. Jeff Garcia is to being named MVP as James Dulog is to ______________. Okay, put your pencils down, the answer I was looking for was beating Bert's amazing team this week. The connector was he won't, I would also have accepted, "waking up next to a girl without her screaming," or "succeeding," any of the above I would have accepted. But enough about James, he's having a bad year so far and it doesn't look as if the Mutts are going to be able to keep it together either.


Now onto the picks...


Game 1: Busch Leaguer vs. #24-4-Heisman (The actual Busch Leaguer)


Prediction: Busch Leaguers 88, Heisman -14
Yes, it's Kyle's big weekend, and it's Justin aka Frankenstein nightmare that is his life, he loses big in this one and fails to make it back to the status, that being the zero that is his future.


Game 2: Ice Man (Is your team actually one man? Like the Power Rangers form a huge beast that is the Ice Man?) vs Messa Vista Monkies (You do know it is spelled Monkeys right Arash?)


Prediction: Ice Man 95, Monkies (wow) 93
This one will be the closest of the week, but the abysmal offense of the Bucs will result in the big points of da Bears defense. Look for Hester to return a big one for 6. I also love the Witten and Romo selections. I do however love Arash's picture for his team's logo, priceless.


Game 3: Bangalore vs. I Get Money


Prediction: Bangalore 67, Get Money 64
The worst game of the week features our league manager and our beloved
Banglorian friend Praveen. I don't see ADP playing many downs and I see Rivers having a huge game. My only question, Praveen, why do you have so many awful quarterbacks? One is sufficient.


Game 4: PrimeTime vs. Brydgang? (I'm guessing you can't spell, but that would explain Syeth)


Prediction: PrimeTime 84, Brydgang 76
Bryan, welcome to the win column. Savor the flavor kid because it might not happen again.


Game 5: BWeezy vs. Atl Underdawgs


Prediction: Atl Underdawgs 108, BWeezy 101
Yes folks, its true, Murray stays undefeated and keeps pace with the league leader, which just happens to be the Big Guy. This is going to be a high scoring game
though, as I think Drew Brees and Terrell Owens have the chance to score in the 20s and the chance for BWeezy to have multiple touchdowns with Brees and have the recipients of those TDs in Shockey and Henderson, I can see an upset here. I'm sticking with Murray and Manning however, I also like Forte, oh and Marshawn Lynch is going to have perhaps the biggest week of anyone.


Well all of the games have been predicted, but I can't help to make this bold, BOLD prediction; even though Geoff has a bye this week, I think he might still find a way to get a loss, crowning him the all time biggest loser in fantasy football history! That's all for me today, and as always, if you can't be good, then be good at it.