That's right ladies and underachievers, The Big Guy and his band of superiority was victorious in week 1. I know, I know, I played and Geoff and his gang of retards, but its a win nonetheless. I actually will stand up for the numb minded Geoff, he actually drafted an alright team. He just had one mistake, had he not started the Jets' receiver that Favre can't find, (or if he drafted the right Jets' receiver, which is what I did), and instead put in the high flying Hank Basket, he would have won. But in classic Geoff fashion, he made the wrong decisions and lost. If he only had a nickel for every time that's happened, Geoff would be able to own an actual NFL team.
But enough about Geoff, even though it's early Geoff may not have had the worst draft. So far all fingers point to my man; Justin "Not So Smooth" Serillo. With the third pick in this year's fantasy draft Justin selects his draft to go down in flames! It's over bud, it is over. Your team is like a failed STD test; it's just bad news. Your top earner is your defense, barely beating out two receivers. Wow, you scored 54 points last week which is actually the same as your IQ. Now you have left your team in the hands of David Garrard. Good fucking luck bud. You've got about as good a chance winning with that QB as DuLog does being happy in life. Justin if I were you I would kill myself, you have no hope of doing anything productive in the next year, and I'm not just talking about fantasy football. Your life is over pal.
Well, I have nothing else to rant about. I had a great weekend up in South Bend watching Notre Dame surviving an upset bid by the much feared San Diego State Aztecs. It was a great time and I'm in a great mood. I have high hopes for this season fellas, wish I could say the same for you.
Imag provided by Sports Illustrated's website.
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My season is not over yet. I've got some new things in the making right now and its gonna be good. Real good. As for you, big red retard, your going down. Your team will eventually go up in flames. Just like your fire crotch. Besides, the season is only a week old. Plenty of time for something unexpected ,maybe even planned, to happen to one of your players. I'm not suggesting anything just telling you to keep your eye out these things happen. I hope your not just some one hit wonder, jerk!
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